hay fuckers im bored as fuck. i had typed a very revealing post about illegal and incriminating things but you beezies can just ask me about that in person. don't want to risk my college acceptance because of a blog post, ya heard? um. went to the mall today with my boring 21 year old cuzzo. bought tay-lorrs wallet. that shit was $106. classy-as-fuck leather from nordstrom. he better like it, shit. i've been texting all day. my phone is dead. goddamn i hate everything right now. im watching superbad, wishing i was in virginia instead of san lorenzo DOING ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING. one of my cool cuzzos, he's 18, is going to take me out sometime next week to.... have fun. you know. yeah. then new years day, all the cousins are going out to.... have fun. you know. I CANT WAIT TO BE BACK IN VIRGINIA. not that i have particularly high hopes for 2009 but ill be older, ill know not to expect anything, and i'll be able to drive soon enough. that shit is good enufffff for meeeee. i just want to go out with mah franszz.
i think im going to reintroduce taytay to my parents soon. maybe january. maybe february. maybe march. lol that is, if we're still together. we better be, shit i spent money on the damn fucker. sneaking around and hiding shit never did anybody any good in the end. or i dont know. its working for me so far.
hope everyone had a ballin ass xmas. i sort of did. got munnay. was kind of a hoodlum. it was good. uh okay well you beezies better fucking TEXT MY FUCKING ASS. i dont have shit to do and i carry my charger everywhere now.


OH AND LISTEN TO 'kiss me thru the phone' by soulja boy. ITS FUCKING GOOD! surprisingly. yeah okay. thats all. oh yeah and im still bored.shit

Went out on a date with taytaay, and would you believe that we ran into alex. most awkward 3 seconds of my life. we all made eye contact with each other and then he left. later when we go to ashleighbooboo's house, he was already there and it was pretty... intense. it was lulzy, to say the least.

a picture of us:


yeep. i should have taken a picture of what i gave him. i wrote him a note full of all kinds of heartfelt shit, my favorite CD (wincing the night away), and perks of being a wallflower. while in cali, i'm gonna get him a nice wallet and a starbucks card, just in time for our 1 month anni shit thing. WOW I HATE LOVE.

ummm now i must be departing for cali. the only time i'll probably use the computer is when i check my SAT scores which come either on the 23rd or 25th. Wow shitty christmas. or.... awesome christmas?


anyway, you bitches better fucking text me or i'll shit on all your christmas presents.

wow this love shit is going to get old, but not anytime soon! i'm going to sit in my room, listen to thr33 ringz, burn my candle, and think to myself, "i'm fucking hungry as ball sacks but i still want to have a food baby abortion through my mouth."

OKAY

wwwwwwwoooooowwwwww

excessive! the bfran gave me a bracelet for christmas. the bastard spent some MUNNNAY on me.


i have to begin working on my present for him. what a shitttttttttty girlfran, i know i know.

lolol my dad keeps reading my texts. i think he has an idea that something is going down on saturday with me and taylor. shitttttttt. but my mom is still letting me go out tomorrow and saturday. success!


okay i'm tired from typing. fuck yaaawl

"teacher requests conference"

shitttttttttt my chem teacher put down a "teacher requests conference" note on my interim. i have a D+ because i didnt turn 2 labs in and i'm pretty much BUTT FUCKED if my parents find out. i really hope she'll take them tomorrow, even though its been a month and a half since i was supposed to turn it in. jesus christ i need to get on my GAME before i get raped by the grades dildo. I have 1 D+, 2 C+'s, 1 C, and 3 A's. WOW WHAT THE HELL. Disappointing.

But i did make No-Bake cookies today! chocolate peanut butter oatmeal. delicious as ball sacks, though i havent tried one yet.

i thought i would hate the fact that my pops is going to be home everyday now, since he's already off for break, but i think i might enjoy it since it means the parentals will be out of the house everyday. at least i hope so. taytayyy just came over for like 30 minutes just so we could see each other. HOW FUCKING CUTE?!?!?!! i need to get a decent picture of him, and one of us together. if i get a good one, i think i'm going to print it off and put it in a card for christmas. gonna picnik that shit!

ummmm lets see.... something not taylor related.......
stuff i heard!

me: "...lol did you know that J is a negrophobe?"
C: "No way! hahahahah J you would be!"
J: "No i am not! it was situational! like if you were in new york and and a group of black guys started walking towards you with huge smiles and licking their lips, what would you think? Hmm? Hmm?"
C: "Maybe they came from a really good buffet....?"
J: "No don't even lie, you'd think that they were going to RAPE YOU. Say it! Say it!"
C: "Well.... I guess thats true."
J: "Yeah exactly."

ohhhhhhhh

winter is lovely for love. it really is. it grosses me out how lovely it is. i neeeed to get my license so i can spend the whole day with taylor for our little "one month" thing. i know its only been a week but i like him so much. TMI TMI Turkey but i know just where he likes to be kissed. and its not his penis, okaaay! he has the most AMAZING dunks ever, its a shame that all he ever wears are those stupid target moccasins. he also has THE BEST abs. oh my god. okay i'm done.

debate today. I'm pretty goddamn sure that we dominated 3 out of 4 of our rounds. yeah we were raping our opponents with spiked dildos of LOGIC AND REASON!!!!!11

anyway i should take my contacts out and change into something not so formal. and call up that boy o mine. yeah. good day.

LAME BLOG POST

what is with all my blog posts?! they all pertain to taylor. BORING. but shit i can't help it. the fucker came to my house like, an hour ago, just to see me for 2 minutes. and he smelled GOOD. that's my boy.

okay well anyway, seriously nothing interesting or exciting is happening in my life. at all. how. fucking. boring. well i mean, people are secretly giving me shit behind my back about taylor which just elicits a "LOL!!!" from me. talk shit to me, or make sure it doesn't get to me. don't be stupid and think that if you talk that loud, i'm NOT going to hear your asshole yelling.

i'm trying to find the money to buy this little gem:


its a netbook! starting at $360. i have about half that right now. its really just giving me more of an excuse to never ever ever get off of facebook

LOL SO EVERYBODY KNOWS BASICALLY. Its not that I'm like, embarrassed or anything of him, but i know people will judge because people are BITCHES and I am one. Even our fucking History teacher knows, along with nearly the whole class. it's not like we tried very hard to conceal it today; why would i do that, I leave for 2 weeks and I won't be seeing him at all until next year SO ILL DO WHAT I WANT. He even invited me over to have dinner with his family on friday, and said his mom would even drive me home since he knows that da moms would flip out if a student driver ever drove me. Well too bad, because da moms already flipped a shit so now i'm pretty much banished to stay home for the remainder of the month until winter break. SO MUCH FUN. WHY IS THIS YEAR TROUBLE FEST 2008???

hey hey hey

"Gosh I'm about to shave my face!"
"Good because you can't have no scruff if youre gonna be with me."
"Well then a shave is worth it."

I now owe Darleigh a paid dinner to a restaurant of their choice since D gave me his science research paper haha. Whatever at least now I just have to paraphrase shit, and fix his goddamned 12 am sentences.

T's hands are cold but they keep me warm. As far as I'm concerned, he;s a changed man and until he proves to be otherwise, i'll let him bring me all the flowers he wants.

WHAT A DICK

This weekend has been pretty ballin out to the max for details i shall not disclose on the internet. well it wasn't that great but i enjoyed it. except now i have a shit ton of homework to do and its already 10 o clock. i think ill be doing one of those, go to bed early and wake up at 2 to finish shit things. well off i go to fuck myself over

LOL TEXTS- DONT FUCKING JUDGE ME

today has been a roller coaster of sorts. the morning was teary, by midday i was pretty shitty feeling, around the afternoon i got a nice little self esteem boost, and now that the night has arrived, i'm giddy as fuckkkkk.

in the afternoon i received some... interesting texts from T-dub.

here they are, with my ~*flirty*~ responses:

T- Hey you (2 53 pm)
T- I know this is a random question and it might be weird but. Do you have a boyfriend? (2 56 pm)
Me- Hey. Actually i just broke up with him today (2 57 pm)
T- Oh you did! I mean. ? I'm sorry lol (2 58 pm)
Me- Haha thanks i guess? Your enthusiasm is funny (2 59 pm)
Me- Why do you ask (3 01 pm)
T- Haha well thank you. So do you like anyone or do you plan on being in a relationship? Not trying to invade the privacy or anything lol (3 01 pm)
T- Umm well ad lol idk why I ask... (3 01 pm)
T- Okay. well fuck lol its probably obvious now that I like you. (3 02 pm)
Me- Haha youre so cute. Idk I just got out of one but id be up to hanging out sometime (3 05 pm)
T- that would be fun :-)
T- Would you want to go out to eat this friday with me and see a movie if possible? If youre up for it. I'll pay lol (3 08 pm)
T- I'm sorry I'm not trying to be weird or anything. I just like seeing you. (3 09 pm)
Me- No I like seeing you too. Thing is my SAT is this saturday so my parents are on me about it. Soon we will cheel. Promise :) (3 12 pm)
T- Okay :-) that's good enough for me! Well I have to pick up my sister lol can I call you later? (3 14 pm)
Me- Aw what a nice bro bro. And sure (3 15 pm)
T- Haha yayy okay. I hope you won't think its awkward now lol cause I just needed to tell you that. Youre so funny and youre sooo gorgeous. Like you really are. Lol I'm sorry I'm bein a freakk right now lol ill call you later! (3 18 pm)
Me- Goddamn haha thats so sweet. Nobodys ever said that to me before. And okie doke ill talk to you later :) (3 35 pm)
T- I wouldn't lie to you. :-) because its true lol you are so beautiful. Like you have no idea lol (3 37 pm)
T- Please don't think I'm a creeper lol because I'm not. I'm just being honest. (: (3 40 pm)
Me- Haha i dont. Im mad blushing acutally. I was kind of happy to see you today. Made me feel a little better (3 47 pm)

shortly after, he called me and we talked for nearly half an hour. then he CAME TO MY FUCKING HOUSE. WOW. WHAT THE FUCK. i had a lapse in judgement and told him where i lived, told him how to get there. really. WOW ME. then he came without a shirt on, or shoes. he's not very tall compared to me. we hugged. he smelled of alcohol. he was madddd smiles. he introduced me to his friend and put his hand on my stomach and my back and was like "this is angi, the most beautiful girl". he said this after he was like "this is my friend M, he;'s like my lover", and i was stupid and caught in the moment and said, hey fucker what about me. hahahaha goddamn. then he went over to M's house and he called me again. we were on the phone for like 40 fucking minutes until i said yo time for dinner. he was like noooo calll meeeee backkkkkkk!

FLIRTING IS FUN

and a picture for you all:


left is T-dub, right is J

it's been too long, dear friend

i missed blogging so i'm back to attack with words for your brain.

went down for a mini gov school reunion and ended up getting this ballin ass bag for 5 dollars.



FIVE DOLLARS! How many chinese children in a dark stanky sweatshop did it take to make this steal of a bag? WHO CARES IT WAS FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!

So yeah i was outie for about 10 hours, came home, looked at NYX eyeshadow trios, watched makeup tutorials, read reviews on eyeliners, creeped my goddamn ASS off on facebook, read xppinkxx's blog (my new hot addiction), lurked on my favorite rating community on livejournal, and basically avoided writing my 3 papers for school. COOL BEANS.

also i'm donezo mununzo with being fb official. just saying. its boring and im outie.

Went to McDonalds with Ashley P. on thursday and saw some assholes there from school. You might remember the big ZT who, along with JL, asked me to give them blowjobs and rimjobs and whatnot and foolishness. Anyway ZT could not look at me and was just awkward, and was with a group of his friends. One of the guys in the group said to somebody, idk who, "Yo lets go back to your place NOW. I have to shit so bad, i'm going to destroy your bathroom." Then the Coke addict guy who supposedly has a hole through his septum because he did so much coke was there. He's in my english class. I ate 2 snack wraps and medium fries. Yum.

he's wearing girl shoes

Whats with people revealing things about themselves to me over text?!!? T-dub aka T randomly texts me because he got my number from J and finally says "i got caught up with drugs so yeahh. i've been sober now though for a year and 101 days so i'm doing good lol" TMI TMI TURKEY DAY but at least now i can't make an ass out of u and me and assume he's on some funky drug of choice.

December's debate topic is "That, on balance, social networking Web sites have a positive impact on the United States." MEANING I'LL BE PRO ALL THE WAY BECAUSE FACEBOOK IS BAAAAAAALLLLLINNNNN

aw shit

K-dub was all like "damn i love reading this" and that made me go AWW YOU BITCHES ARE TOO NICE!! K8 got me Twilight book numero uno, which happens to be titled Twilight; imagine that. its some horrible shit right now, but i;'m nott even past the first chapter, though ill probably be changing my religion to the Church of Hot Addiction to Twilight soon. damn my hypocritical ass.


so friday is when my parents want my baby boo to come over for dinner. they want to go to some sit down restaurant like bonefish grill or some shit. MEGA AWKWARD. i don't know how i'll deal, since this will be a first for me too. fuck that shit, as long as i can hump his choir bod afterwards. shit that was creepy to type. yay for juno references

I really wonder what some parents do, to not give a shit about what their kid(s) are doing. Like certain people I know. J was on the phone with T, asking him if he was going to come pick him up at school since J had a chorus concert. J said to him, " are you doing anything tonight? we could go to a hookah bar in DC if you want" and I guess he's going coz he hung up and just started singing Chris Brown. He was actually suspended earlier in the week because he doesn't come to school enough. That really makes me wonder. What the FUCK do your parents think you're doing? Why don't they care? I mean, even a little, your parents must give a shit about what you're going to do with your goddamn life. It seriously perplexes me. Sure, you have a fuckin good time now, but what about later, when you're burned out and you were too goddamn high to open a book and stop being an idiot

Fall is for fallin' in lo0o0o0o0ove <3

ew, id rather be curbstomped with soccer cleats. anybody and everybody is gettin their bump on, according to facebook. i've seen like, a dozen hookups a la "so and so is in a relationship with so and so" facebook style since the fall started. Must be the dropping of the leaves and the turning of the world that releases intense horny hormones

b'aaaaawww, i am like THE best girlfriend ever. i left the cutest note ever on my boy's car. it read something like this:

Bitch i hope you like this cute note. i'm like the best girlfriend ever. i hope you enjoyed your shitty field trip. call me, baby. lol. <3 angi


also, some creeper i worked with at Target and is in Rojojo's marketing class thinks i'm HOT. I blush everywhere

this is for ashley bobashley

that bitch was so kind as to say that she enjoyed reading this blag because it sounds like me, as if i were talking. awwwwwwwwww.

english class was not ballin at all because the sub, Mr. R., sucks nut sacks and made us work like for real for real. real work on a real nice day. that shit isn't black at all.

i'm still grounded and it super super sucks because how the HELL am i supposed to be with my boyyyyyyyy if i can't even call the damn bastard?

i did better than 3 people that i know of so far on the god awful chemistry test on thermodynamics. how fucking BALLER am i?????

well shit! ive abused texting to the max. i feel like a teenager now. oh yeah.

he did it yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I'm running around in my mind and my mind's a fucking zoo

i'm getting impatient!

it was as if we passed by their village

and burned every fucking hut down

we dominated at academic team.


also, i drove home like a PRO.

doin everything backasswards

ahh i think i am getting carpal tunnel. i already type retarded to save myself the time and effort that comes with good grammar and mechanics, but my wrists still hurt like child birth.

i have to write a 3 minute speech for english. it has to pertain to one of the four subjects: obsessions, confessions, journeys, and illusions. i still don't know what to do. all i can think about are the things i want to buy while singing along with Sunset Rubdown:

some people are assholes

i just want to read a blog on t-dub (tastyword) and some stupid asshole has to have a cookie stealer all up in it. so ive had my cookies stolen like.... 3 times now. i dont know what the repercussions are, but ive deleted all my cookies anyway.

i scanned my computer and found a trojan. lol

blog numero tres

In the hall today, some guy walked out of the bathroom and rejoined with his girlfriend. In response to her question of "what took you so long?", he says to her with a serious face and those serious eyes (you bitches know what I'm talking about), "Baby, my dick was all out there so..." Then they walked away before I could hear what his dick was all about.

anyway, here's a download to Simian Mobile Disco's Fabriclive mix:

Mediafire

blag numba dos

bliggity blaggity blog. i'm super tired. tomorrow is probably going to be Family Day aka probably going to drag on forever and end badly. but next saturday, i believe i'm going to M Mall with R and maybe K and A to go halloween costume shopping. Me and R want to go as ganguro girls:



Today I overheard some guy tell this other guy this:

"Oh man if I was that fast, I'd be like a bird. Or a tiger. Runnin fast and shit. Yeah."

first one

in history class today, i overheard T tell J about his experience with ecstasy. J asked how it felt to masturbate while on x, and T said it was the most amazing fucking experience "because you feel every vein in your dick so its like WHOAAAAAA IM YOUR PENIS". J was probably high on some ganja or maybe he was just sober. I can never tell because he acts like he's always on fucking something.