Showing posts with label LOL TEXTS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL TEXTS. Show all posts

1.19.2009

just gettin his text on

last night, i webcammed with darbus and jenny. we started talking about dicks, and i text taylor, bored, saying that we were still on the cam and talking about penises. he texts back with these gems:

"Haha wait until you feel my penis!!! :-D you'll just love it!"
then i say something, i forget what. then...
"Well me and you are going to be creative when we have sex! Am I right? lol I love you baby!!!!!"

oh. my. god. i asked him if he had experience in the subject matter, and he answered with:
"No, but that's what's going to make it amazing baby! :-)" (i still don't think he's a virgin... but assumptions make an ass out of u and me)

TAYLOR?! DO YOU NOT THINK BEFORE YOU TEXT?!?! WHAT IS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?!?!
he brings up sex and marriage more often now and its like, my god man, we're 16 and 17. lost in puppy love, straight up.

i'm gonna have lunch with him tomorrow at panera, just me and him. then after a bit, kalvin shall arrive and i'll buy him lunch for his birthday. should be interesting and fun. chill day. i should start studying for midterms. and i should also clear out my inbox now.

12.01.2008

LOL TEXTS- DONT FUCKING JUDGE ME

today has been a roller coaster of sorts. the morning was teary, by midday i was pretty shitty feeling, around the afternoon i got a nice little self esteem boost, and now that the night has arrived, i'm giddy as fuckkkkk.

in the afternoon i received some... interesting texts from T-dub.

here they are, with my ~*flirty*~ responses:

T- Hey you (2 53 pm)
T- I know this is a random question and it might be weird but. Do you have a boyfriend? (2 56 pm)
Me- Hey. Actually i just broke up with him today (2 57 pm)
T- Oh you did! I mean. ? I'm sorry lol (2 58 pm)
Me- Haha thanks i guess? Your enthusiasm is funny (2 59 pm)
Me- Why do you ask (3 01 pm)
T- Haha well thank you. So do you like anyone or do you plan on being in a relationship? Not trying to invade the privacy or anything lol (3 01 pm)
T- Umm well ad lol idk why I ask... (3 01 pm)
T- Okay. well fuck lol its probably obvious now that I like you. (3 02 pm)
Me- Haha youre so cute. Idk I just got out of one but id be up to hanging out sometime (3 05 pm)
T- that would be fun :-)
T- Would you want to go out to eat this friday with me and see a movie if possible? If youre up for it. I'll pay lol (3 08 pm)
T- I'm sorry I'm not trying to be weird or anything. I just like seeing you. (3 09 pm)
Me- No I like seeing you too. Thing is my SAT is this saturday so my parents are on me about it. Soon we will cheel. Promise :) (3 12 pm)
T- Okay :-) that's good enough for me! Well I have to pick up my sister lol can I call you later? (3 14 pm)
Me- Aw what a nice bro bro. And sure (3 15 pm)
T- Haha yayy okay. I hope you won't think its awkward now lol cause I just needed to tell you that. Youre so funny and youre sooo gorgeous. Like you really are. Lol I'm sorry I'm bein a freakk right now lol ill call you later! (3 18 pm)
Me- Goddamn haha thats so sweet. Nobodys ever said that to me before. And okie doke ill talk to you later :) (3 35 pm)
T- I wouldn't lie to you. :-) because its true lol you are so beautiful. Like you have no idea lol (3 37 pm)
T- Please don't think I'm a creeper lol because I'm not. I'm just being honest. (: (3 40 pm)
Me- Haha i dont. Im mad blushing acutally. I was kind of happy to see you today. Made me feel a little better (3 47 pm)

shortly after, he called me and we talked for nearly half an hour. then he CAME TO MY FUCKING HOUSE. WOW. WHAT THE FUCK. i had a lapse in judgement and told him where i lived, told him how to get there. really. WOW ME. then he came without a shirt on, or shoes. he's not very tall compared to me. we hugged. he smelled of alcohol. he was madddd smiles. he introduced me to his friend and put his hand on my stomach and my back and was like "this is angi, the most beautiful girl". he said this after he was like "this is my friend M, he;'s like my lover", and i was stupid and caught in the moment and said, hey fucker what about me. hahahaha goddamn. then he went over to M's house and he called me again. we were on the phone for like 40 fucking minutes until i said yo time for dinner. he was like noooo calll meeeee backkkkkkk!

FLIRTING IS FUN

and a picture for you all:


left is T-dub, right is J