hay fuckers im bored as fuck. i had typed a very revealing post about illegal and incriminating things but you beezies can just ask me about that in person. don't want to risk my college acceptance because of a blog post, ya heard? um. went to the mall today with my boring 21 year old cuzzo. bought tay-lorrs wallet. that shit was $106. classy-as-fuck leather from nordstrom. he better like it, shit. i've been texting all day. my phone is dead. goddamn i hate everything right now. im watching superbad, wishing i was in virginia instead of san lorenzo DOING ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING. one of my cool cuzzos, he's 18, is going to take me out sometime next week to.... have fun. you know. yeah. then new years day, all the cousins are going out to.... have fun. you know. I CANT WAIT TO BE BACK IN VIRGINIA. not that i have particularly high hopes for 2009 but ill be older, ill know not to expect anything, and i'll be able to drive soon enough. that shit is good enufffff for meeeee. i just want to go out with mah franszz.
i think im going to reintroduce taytay to my parents soon. maybe january. maybe february. maybe march. lol that is, if we're still together. we better be, shit i spent money on the damn fucker. sneaking around and hiding shit never did anybody any good in the end. or i dont know. its working for me so far.
hope everyone had a ballin ass xmas. i sort of did. got munnay. was kind of a hoodlum. it was good. uh okay well you beezies better fucking TEXT MY FUCKING ASS. i dont have shit to do and i carry my charger everywhere now.


OH AND LISTEN TO 'kiss me thru the phone' by soulja boy. ITS FUCKING GOOD! surprisingly. yeah okay. thats all. oh yeah and im still bored.shit

Went out on a date with taytaay, and would you believe that we ran into alex. most awkward 3 seconds of my life. we all made eye contact with each other and then he left. later when we go to ashleighbooboo's house, he was already there and it was pretty... intense. it was lulzy, to say the least.

a picture of us:


yeep. i should have taken a picture of what i gave him. i wrote him a note full of all kinds of heartfelt shit, my favorite CD (wincing the night away), and perks of being a wallflower. while in cali, i'm gonna get him a nice wallet and a starbucks card, just in time for our 1 month anni shit thing. WOW I HATE LOVE.

ummm now i must be departing for cali. the only time i'll probably use the computer is when i check my SAT scores which come either on the 23rd or 25th. Wow shitty christmas. or.... awesome christmas?


anyway, you bitches better fucking text me or i'll shit on all your christmas presents.

wow this love shit is going to get old, but not anytime soon! i'm going to sit in my room, listen to thr33 ringz, burn my candle, and think to myself, "i'm fucking hungry as ball sacks but i still want to have a food baby abortion through my mouth."

OKAY

wwwwwwwoooooowwwwww

excessive! the bfran gave me a bracelet for christmas. the bastard spent some MUNNNAY on me.


i have to begin working on my present for him. what a shitttttttttty girlfran, i know i know.

lolol my dad keeps reading my texts. i think he has an idea that something is going down on saturday with me and taylor. shitttttttt. but my mom is still letting me go out tomorrow and saturday. success!


okay i'm tired from typing. fuck yaaawl

"teacher requests conference"

shitttttttttt my chem teacher put down a "teacher requests conference" note on my interim. i have a D+ because i didnt turn 2 labs in and i'm pretty much BUTT FUCKED if my parents find out. i really hope she'll take them tomorrow, even though its been a month and a half since i was supposed to turn it in. jesus christ i need to get on my GAME before i get raped by the grades dildo. I have 1 D+, 2 C+'s, 1 C, and 3 A's. WOW WHAT THE HELL. Disappointing.

But i did make No-Bake cookies today! chocolate peanut butter oatmeal. delicious as ball sacks, though i havent tried one yet.

i thought i would hate the fact that my pops is going to be home everyday now, since he's already off for break, but i think i might enjoy it since it means the parentals will be out of the house everyday. at least i hope so. taytayyy just came over for like 30 minutes just so we could see each other. HOW FUCKING CUTE?!?!?!! i need to get a decent picture of him, and one of us together. if i get a good one, i think i'm going to print it off and put it in a card for christmas. gonna picnik that shit!

ummmm lets see.... something not taylor related.......
stuff i heard!

me: "...lol did you know that J is a negrophobe?"
C: "No way! hahahahah J you would be!"
J: "No i am not! it was situational! like if you were in new york and and a group of black guys started walking towards you with huge smiles and licking their lips, what would you think? Hmm? Hmm?"
C: "Maybe they came from a really good buffet....?"
J: "No don't even lie, you'd think that they were going to RAPE YOU. Say it! Say it!"
C: "Well.... I guess thats true."
J: "Yeah exactly."

ohhhhhhhh

winter is lovely for love. it really is. it grosses me out how lovely it is. i neeeed to get my license so i can spend the whole day with taylor for our little "one month" thing. i know its only been a week but i like him so much. TMI TMI Turkey but i know just where he likes to be kissed. and its not his penis, okaaay! he has the most AMAZING dunks ever, its a shame that all he ever wears are those stupid target moccasins. he also has THE BEST abs. oh my god. okay i'm done.

debate today. I'm pretty goddamn sure that we dominated 3 out of 4 of our rounds. yeah we were raping our opponents with spiked dildos of LOGIC AND REASON!!!!!11

anyway i should take my contacts out and change into something not so formal. and call up that boy o mine. yeah. good day.