it's been too long, dear friend

i missed blogging so i'm back to attack with words for your brain.

went down for a mini gov school reunion and ended up getting this ballin ass bag for 5 dollars.



FIVE DOLLARS! How many chinese children in a dark stanky sweatshop did it take to make this steal of a bag? WHO CARES IT WAS FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!

So yeah i was outie for about 10 hours, came home, looked at NYX eyeshadow trios, watched makeup tutorials, read reviews on eyeliners, creeped my goddamn ASS off on facebook, read xppinkxx's blog (my new hot addiction), lurked on my favorite rating community on livejournal, and basically avoided writing my 3 papers for school. COOL BEANS.

also i'm donezo mununzo with being fb official. just saying. its boring and im outie.

Went to McDonalds with Ashley P. on thursday and saw some assholes there from school. You might remember the big ZT who, along with JL, asked me to give them blowjobs and rimjobs and whatnot and foolishness. Anyway ZT could not look at me and was just awkward, and was with a group of his friends. One of the guys in the group said to somebody, idk who, "Yo lets go back to your place NOW. I have to shit so bad, i'm going to destroy your bathroom." Then the Coke addict guy who supposedly has a hole through his septum because he did so much coke was there. He's in my english class. I ate 2 snack wraps and medium fries. Yum.

he's wearing girl shoes

Whats with people revealing things about themselves to me over text?!!? T-dub aka T randomly texts me because he got my number from J and finally says "i got caught up with drugs so yeahh. i've been sober now though for a year and 101 days so i'm doing good lol" TMI TMI TURKEY DAY but at least now i can't make an ass out of u and me and assume he's on some funky drug of choice.

December's debate topic is "That, on balance, social networking Web sites have a positive impact on the United States." MEANING I'LL BE PRO ALL THE WAY BECAUSE FACEBOOK IS BAAAAAAALLLLLINNNNN

aw shit

K-dub was all like "damn i love reading this" and that made me go AWW YOU BITCHES ARE TOO NICE!! K8 got me Twilight book numero uno, which happens to be titled Twilight; imagine that. its some horrible shit right now, but i;'m nott even past the first chapter, though ill probably be changing my religion to the Church of Hot Addiction to Twilight soon. damn my hypocritical ass.


so friday is when my parents want my baby boo to come over for dinner. they want to go to some sit down restaurant like bonefish grill or some shit. MEGA AWKWARD. i don't know how i'll deal, since this will be a first for me too. fuck that shit, as long as i can hump his choir bod afterwards. shit that was creepy to type. yay for juno references

I really wonder what some parents do, to not give a shit about what their kid(s) are doing. Like certain people I know. J was on the phone with T, asking him if he was going to come pick him up at school since J had a chorus concert. J said to him, " are you doing anything tonight? we could go to a hookah bar in DC if you want" and I guess he's going coz he hung up and just started singing Chris Brown. He was actually suspended earlier in the week because he doesn't come to school enough. That really makes me wonder. What the FUCK do your parents think you're doing? Why don't they care? I mean, even a little, your parents must give a shit about what you're going to do with your goddamn life. It seriously perplexes me. Sure, you have a fuckin good time now, but what about later, when you're burned out and you were too goddamn high to open a book and stop being an idiot

Fall is for fallin' in lo0o0o0o0ove <3

ew, id rather be curbstomped with soccer cleats. anybody and everybody is gettin their bump on, according to facebook. i've seen like, a dozen hookups a la "so and so is in a relationship with so and so" facebook style since the fall started. Must be the dropping of the leaves and the turning of the world that releases intense horny hormones

b'aaaaawww, i am like THE best girlfriend ever. i left the cutest note ever on my boy's car. it read something like this:

Bitch i hope you like this cute note. i'm like the best girlfriend ever. i hope you enjoyed your shitty field trip. call me, baby. lol. <3 angi


also, some creeper i worked with at Target and is in Rojojo's marketing class thinks i'm HOT. I blush everywhere

this is for ashley bobashley

that bitch was so kind as to say that she enjoyed reading this blag because it sounds like me, as if i were talking. awwwwwwwwww.

english class was not ballin at all because the sub, Mr. R., sucks nut sacks and made us work like for real for real. real work on a real nice day. that shit isn't black at all.

i'm still grounded and it super super sucks because how the HELL am i supposed to be with my boyyyyyyyy if i can't even call the damn bastard?

i did better than 3 people that i know of so far on the god awful chemistry test on thermodynamics. how fucking BALLER am i?????